So I came across these on Ravelry...warning NSFW :-)

Well as you know I like to have challenging patterns. I am late to the whole "sock craze" however I realized that hand knit socks are the only way I am going to handle the summer. Store bought socks really dig into my legs and ankles, due in large to the edema that I deal with as a result of the renal failure.

The other thing I am dealing with is poor memory as my kidney is not removing all the toxins in my brain. I turn 46 in a couple of weeks and I find that my memory is going. I used to memorize pages of music for singing as well as for my training for office administration. The one the specialist said was to keep my mind active, so I do that by knitting or crochet designs that challenge or interest me.

Leo with Stuffed Hound

What has interested me lately is amigurumi and toys. So I been knitting and crocheting anything that is dachshund related, probably because DH and I adopted Leo ;-P

So now I have decided to knit some socks. A couple of years go I was knitting a sock called the PENISPOOPCAKEWAFFLE Sock. It was designed by Wendy Polhammer aka ZaftigWendy. She designed another sock called Naughty Pine. The PenisPoopCakeWaffle Sock has a cuff with 7 penises. The Naughty Pine has vagina place along the sock. So I plan to have fun with these :-)

PenisPoopCakeWaffle Sock

Naughty Pine

I had tried the PENISPOOPCAKEWAFFLE Sock a few years ago. I was almosr finished when I discovered they were to small for me. Thank goodness I enjoy the process along


Cora